Happy New Year! Allow me to introduce you to my great friend POSTALION, God Of Leaving Very Expensive Parcels In Your Bin.
The Song of POSTALION
(Sung to the tune of the Postman Pat theme.)
POSTALION and His black & white lion
There’s no use in wailing
Your parcel is in the bin
POSTALION is very very bad at His job
Well, I’ve got a job at the moment so I haven’t had time to write anything (for this blog, anyway — I have been writing up a story, but one that I hope to sell to one of the scifi magazines, yaknow). I’ll try to put something up this week, but in the meantime, have a video of a pen that allows you to write with your own blood: