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POSTALION

Happy New Year! Allow me to introduce you to my great friend POSTALION, God Of Leaving Very Expensive Parcels In Your Bin.

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The Song of POSTALION

(Sung to the tune of the Postman Pat theme.)

POSTALION
POSTALION
POSTALION and His black & white lion
There’s no use in wailing
Your parcel is in the bin
POSTALION is very very bad at His job