On the 2015 General Election:

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

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FUCK!

So it looks like the tories have a majority. Now they’re going to ‘finish the job’ by cutting benefits, selling off the NHS and selling your childrens’ organs to dog food companies. Why anyone would vote for this gaggle of paedophiles posing as a political party is beyond me.

At least the Liberals have been pretty much destroyed. In the good old days we’d cut out their tongues, but with ‘health and safety’ and ‘human rights’ I guess we’ll just have to settle for rendering them politically irrelevant as a punishment for their oathbreaking.

The nationalists have taken over Scotland. I can only wish the Scots well on leaving this neoliberal hell the UK is becoming and forming a slightly different, smaller neoliberal hell as an independent country.

If the radio is anything to go by, Labour are taking entirely the wrong lesson from this – that they need to go more right-wing. Tossers.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck shit fuck hell fucking fuck.

Apologies to my non-UK readers, I know this won’t make a whole lot of sense to you. Apologies to my liver, which I’m going to do my best to pickle today.

Fuck.

Fuck.

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One response to “On the 2015 General Election:”

  1. corvusoxford says :

    I told you to write a real article this time. It’s just like when the beast was elected. At least promise me you’ll stay away from phones this time.

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